The ten penis rules for boys

It’s a bit unnerving to arrive at daycare to pick up your children just as one of them emerges from the bathroom sans pants and undies, completely delighted, pointing and announcing, “I showed her my...

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Let me see your power pose, girl

Here’s your recipe for success in the hetero, white man’s world. Change your name to “John” (if you wanna be CEO) and CONFORM. Oh, and wear makeup. (Something I haven’t done in 10 years.) Because...

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What’s your morning like?

6:15am. 2-year-old wakes up to pee. Hooray, he’s already night-trained! (Don’t ask me for tips. I have no idea why this happened.) 6:30. Almost-4-year-old wakes up. #RockStarDad feeds boys: oatmeal, bananas, cheese, and chocolate milk...

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